Potential content warning: body stuff!
Over the weekend, one of my best friends had her bachelorette/birthday party. The theme was, loosely, “I am turning 30 and also getting married so be as festive as possible.” In observance of this directive, I did something I’ve been doing for years.
I breasted boobily.
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